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kaziisamazing: tinybows: jake is pretty wise I love this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:17:21 -0400

tinybows:

jake is pretty wise

I love this scene so much, and you know why?

That was Jake’s favorite cup. One of his favorite possessions and he throws it out the window to help teach Finn something important about life that we all need to learn: To stop worrying about small things.

Yeah, he does go get it later, but he had no way of knowing that the cup wouldn’t break. For all he knew, it really was gone forever. And he was okay with that, because it would help him teach Finn something he needs to know.

Reasons why Jake is my favorite.

awkwardvagina: if youve never googled cute taxidermy then you are missing out just look cute...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:19:29 -0400

awkwardvagina:

if youve never googled cute taxidermy then you are missing out just look

cute gopher three piece bands

look at all the cats enjoying a family meal

expelliarmouse

wow look at those rabbits learn just like people

all hail the queen

i dont even know what this is meant to be but i hope it follows its dream

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:21:55 -0400

me: on tumblr

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:24:28 -0400

me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube

detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:26:52 -0400

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

tupacabra: meerkatmansion: tupacabra: you don’t need a parachute to skydive but you’ll need one...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:29:24 -0400

tupacabra:

meerkatmansion:

tupacabra:

you don’t need a parachute to skydive but you’ll need one if you ever want to go again

i think he means umbrella lol

fuck outta here with that mary poppins shit

fuckyourfreckles: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:31:58 -0400

fuckyourfreckles:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits

#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite

you fuckass

ibreathethemoon:

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:33:54 -0400

ibreathethemoon:

gorgons: I think the broad consensus is we need to find the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:36:25 -0400

gorgons:

I think the broad consensus is we need to find the hairstylists in charge of Marvel Phase 2 and have some serious words with them.

#I HOPE IT’S PLOT RELATED, #I HOPE THERE’S LIKE A BAD HAIR DEMON ON THE LOOSE, #AND EVERYONE HAS TO TEAM UP AND FIGHT IT, #AVENGERS 2: HAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW, #AVENGERS 2: HAIRY SCARY, #AVENGERS 2: HAIR DON’T

faygofuckyourself: faygofuckyourself: IM SO MAD I GRABBED A THING OF FRUIT SNACKS AND THERE IS NO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:14:16 -0400

faygofuckyourself:

faygofuckyourself:

IM SO MAD I GRABBED A THING OF FRUIT SNACKS AND THERE IS NO ORANGE INSTEAD THERES FUCKING CARROT. CARROT. TJESE ARE FUCKING FRUIT SNACKS

THERE IS NO GOD

concupisco: Wasted Rita

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:13:58 -0400

concupisco:

Wasted Rita

yay84: askarsenicgallows: John the John wE’RE ONLY TWO DAYS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:13:26 -0400

yay84:

askarsenicgallows:

John the John

wE’RE ONLY TWO DAYS INTO THE HIATUS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS FANDOM

thehomestuckwasalie: alongcameatom: sburbrpg: Sure, we’re...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:06:18 -0400

thehomestuckwasalie:

alongcameatom:

sburbrpg:

Sure, we’re getting an adventure game from Hussie.

But how about…

A full blown RPG?

144 playable classes

12 unique lands to explore

Start on Alternia or Earth

Face your denizen

Go god tier

Face the Black King and Queen

Much much more!

This is a dev blog to give you updates on the project and allow you to ask questions or submit suggestions.

I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR EVER

I’M CHOKING ON AIR. THIS IS WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE

sexhaver: sexhaver: what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth i...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:05:17 -0400

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth

i hate literally everything about this website

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:04:57 -0400

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

ishimooru: plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and fixes all of its fucking problems including the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:03:01 -0400

ishimooru:

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and fixes all of its fucking problems including the fucking video player

despairtanaka: the great

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:02:41 -0400

despairtanaka:

the great

"I had just bought Brutal Legend, and I was loving every second of it. If people tell you that game..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:01:53 -0400

“

I had just bought Brutal Legend, and I was loving every second of it. If people tell you that game wasn’t worth playing, do not listen to them. They do not see epic van murals every time they close their eyes; they do not understand awesomeness; they are terminally deficient in vitamin rock. It’s not perfect, but it is a fantastic experience, and you should be ashamed of yourself if you let a few less than stellar reviews stop you from playing 1980s High School Burnout: The Video Game.

But I digress.

I had just gotten a new super move — one that let me play a guitar solo to bring a flaming zeppelin down on my enemies — but I hadn’t used it yet. I’m no philistine: I don’t cough at the opera, I don’t wear white after Labor Day, and I don’t play my bitchin’ murderous magical guitar solos anywhere but on a lightning-ravaged mountaintop. After driving to the top of the largest, spikiest, most appropriately metal peak I could find, I got out of my hot rod and played the solo. As advertised, a giant burning zeppelin came screeching out of the sky and slammed into the ground, setting the world aflame. The screen inverted from the impact. Random colors spewed out in every direction. The whole image shook and swayed and went to static, then did that old school “powering down” blip. Everything went black. It was perfect.

I thought it was all part of the special effects for the super move.

It was not.

My TV, an old CRT model, had exploded right at the climax of the zeppelin crash. I had to drop $500 on an entirely new television that day, all because of one use of one super move in a single video game — and I wasn’t even mad about it. The timing was just too perfect. That appliance could’ve gone out while watching Judge Judy disapprove of somebody’s baby daddy, but no: It was the Viking funeral of televisions — it died showing me a flaming, screaming blimp explosion while electric guitars wailed on a mountain top. I hope I die half as metal.

”

- 8 Amazing Video Game Moments That Happened by Accident; Robert Brockway (via hyperbali)

amoying: penguinize: amoying: penguinize: 16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:57:10 -0400

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:56:36 -0400

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard