I'm the one on the right.
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.