things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
Homestuck AU where everything is the same except instead of using her dragon-cane-thing, Terezi uses one of these:
KISSES
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
(Source: fadeatello)
I am so sorry
What are you talking about. This is the cutest little shit I have ever seen
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
(Source: velociraptorsss)
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how fucking tragic Davesprite is?
Seriously, this guy spent months in a doomed timeline where John and Jade, two of his closest friends, had died. Trapped in an unwinnable scenario with only Rose for company.
So he travels back in time (thus dooming his Rose) to fix things and save his friends, prototyping himself into Past Dave’s sprite in an attempt to both spare Dave from having to deal with Calsprite, and maybe save his own doomed ass in the bargain.
He had to listen to the friend he’d done this to save refer to another version of himself as the “Real Dave”.
He had to watch Bro die.
He’s a freaking hero, and it seems like people conveniently forget the fact in favor of treating him like some sort of made-in-china cheap Dave knock-off.
He had to watch Bro die protecting him.
CRIES NO
davesprite we l o ve you oh my go d
PEOPLE GET IT OMG
Overly Attached Father Figure Porrim Maryam
I told you guys I’d find a use for those drafts they helped me make comics
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
I ship it.
I think we all ship it.
(Source: sharonosbourne)
