heirachnid

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

hawkwardness

Know what?

squiddlediddlez:

theheartmaid:

nintendonut1:

lovelettes:

lovelettes:

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At least we now know

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that Dirk is

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a bottom

OH MY FUCKING GOD

people are legitimately arguing over this post

I made it as a joke

THEY’RE FUCKING HATS

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hats r srs business

im fUKCING LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

But. The tips of the hats are penetrating eachother.

Doesnt this make Dirk a top and roxy the bottom? .o.