hawkwardness

verylittlebird:

good idea for a film

it’s about a cop who - get this - doesn’t play by the rules. this guy… he’s something of a loose cannon. but here’s the twist: he doesn’t play by the rules. he’s a lone wolf. you could even say he doesn’t play by the rules. sometimes he actually breaks the rules. that is to say, instead of playing by them. them being the rules. of which he does not play by.

vidyaprincess

feralworks:

loveandasandwich:

I decided today is a good time to announce my Adventure Time Crafts book I wrote for Cartoon Network.  I’ve been working on it since last year and now it’s finally available for preorder!
You can preorder it on Random House or Amazon, with a release date of October 7th.  I’m so flippin’ excited I could puke.
Most of the projects created by me, with contributing projects by Yummy Pancake, The Silvered Blade, PonyChops, and Chalkboard Nails.

Congrats!! This is so cool :D

fabiosisalert
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)